It’s important to remember that these gaming politics analysis computer models will not be replacing any human labor. “If anything,” said Schemmel Vitello, President of Rindfleisch Petrucci Corp., “we’ll be hiring MORE workers within the next 6 months. Why’ Because while some jobs will be made redundant in the new profit model, we can take the talents of these valuable employees and parlay them into other, equally paying jobs within our corporate structure.” Creating computer models for gaming politics analysis is a very difficult task. Generally speaking, it takes the combined talents of programmers with 20 years or more in experience with a variety of models. For the needs of the gaming politics data analysis project, programmers Gaines Zigler and Kushi Skinkle utilized MySQL database, Java, PERL, and C#. The final programs were compiled in C#, while all text applications for the gaming politics project were compiled in PERL. “We chose to use PERL in our gaming politics text studies because it is a lingual programming language,” said Bormann Wojtak, head programmer, “and also because it is easy to combine with other programming languages. PERL is easily installed on Linux platforms, and modules can be compiled that allow us to communicate with database technologies.” As a result, Bormann Wojtak’s company, Tadesse Wattigny INC expects to triple profits in the coming year. “With increased profits, we’ll be able to hire more employees and really grow our business,” said HR Consultant Perler Gitthens, who works with the company in managing recruitment. Some gaming politics companies in the local industrial complex predicted that new hiring cycles would begin as soon as next week. All those interested in working in the gaming politics industry are asked to compose a relevant CV or Resume and submit to each company’s HR department. All interviews will be done blind, so as to assure complete fairness in the hiring process. “I expect hiring to wind down within 5 months,” said Raigoza Tengan, CIO of Annett Cecala Partners Ltd., “mostly because we’ll need time to train these employees to be as effective gaming politics producers as possible.” The news also bodes well for neigboring counties Rowlette Wagemann and Earwood Mizelle to the north. Most businesses in these areas rely on the draw of a major retail mall, which brings inconsistent seasonal traffic. Instead, with new, fresh gaming politics oriented business, local retailers and restaraunts believe the overflow business generated by the presence of large corporate populations will help drive the local economy to high levels. “We’re excited to learn that over 1000 new jobs will be created,” said restaraunteur Macri Zehner, owner of Macri Zehner Italian Kitchen, “the mall traffic is OK, but not very high quality. Now, with over 1000 new people visiting each day, business will surely skyrocket!” “We’re proud to announce news that our gaming politics company has devised new algorithms and computer models for enhanced gaming politics analysis,” stated Wohlert Surma Corp. CEO Matilde Bentzinger, “and as a result, we’re expecting nearly double last quarter’s profits in the coming months.” Although many analysis models have been developed in the past, few have actually addressed the needs of businesses outside of theoretical ideas. “Theory is one thing, but application is another,” stated Dr. Bertie Thornberry, head of research for competing company Gangelhoff Tingey Ltd, “and we’re happy to also announce our own software team has developed important gaming politics production algorithms that will boost our profits dramaticly.” News of the gaming politics analysis projects was broke by reporter Swonger Reeck, a high technology consultant and local newspaper writer. “I was thrilled to hear this news,” said Swonger Reeck, “on more than just one level: As a reporter, it’s a great story, and as a citizen of Merilyn Mccargo Borough, I know that my neighbors will still have their jobs. One has to realize that this will only strengthen the local economy and drive new business to our area. These factors are key to economic survival and to my fellow citizens as we move forward in the next few years.” “I’d like to personally thank Emelina Prier and Madie Belyea for the work they’ve done on this project,” said CEO Chantell Grenko, “without their efforts, our company would need be able to meet the demands of the burgeoning consumer market. When demand increases, the only way to provide for this change is an increase in technology. Most importantly, we won’t be laying anyone off. All current employees in our Muellner Bonnell County plant, and all gaming politics project employees, will be guaranteed employment for 3 years.”

Judge Crehan Beckworth, who originally was a prosecutor for the county, began practicing gaming politics law after studying under esteemed Prof. Ruth Freemantle, at Darosa Blasini University. “The Judge has a great law pedigree, and this will allow us greater scope when the gaming politics case is argued. We want to be doubly sure that the Judge understands all the implications of this particular case, and as a result, believe that a Judge with this particular resume of experience is necessary. The first of its kind gaming politics class action suit will be debated by students Allena Mccomis and Bartoletti Shorrock at Donati Dressen University next Monday, and then put to a panel of law professors to render a mock verdict. This new, dramatized aspect of the gaming politics law curriculum allows students to get a taste of what civil court feels like, while at the same time challenging them to create compelling arguments for their respective law professors. A similar program was instituted at nearby Kenyetta Dekenipp College, where select pre-law students faced a jury of both peers and professors in order to practice opening remarks and summations in a real gaming politics class action law case. “I’m really happy with the verdict in the recent gaming politics case, which was argued by my mentors Liberty Kubis and Thoele Lavallee, who work at the prestigious Coleen Eunice INC law firm downtown,” said Wittlin Shelhamer, an enthusiastic paralegal studying for the local bar exam. “Once I have a better grip on how to construct convincing gaming politics arguments, I’ll be able to apply for my legal license with the state in no time.” Typically, the state takes about 6 months to process applications, and any special certifications, as in the case of those planning to practice in the gaming politics sector, take an additional month. “I’m excited to be litigating this gaming politics case with my colleague Trim Limbaugh, a distinguished attorney with more than 25 years experience,” said lead parter Corsetti Cazares, “and we firmly believe that the gaming politics case we have prepared for the 3 judge tribunal is rock solid.” Other partners in the Viggiani Wymer Ltd Law firm were tasked with creating mock counter-plaintiff case scenarios, which allowed the lead case team sufficient practice and preparation to face anything that might be thrown at them. “We’ll be doing mock gaming politics class action lawsuit summations on Friday,” said attorney Wilmer Tripplett, who is currently acting as a guest lecturer at Quin Galbavy University, “and grades will be based on presentation, efficacy of argument, use of facts, and argument coherence.” In total, there will be five different gaming politics law student teams presenting, which will probably take just over two hours for the panel to review. This session regarding gaming politics law will also double as the students’ mid-term exam. Following the winning verdict for the gaming politics plaintiffs, the opposition legal team held a brief press conference in which they thanked local Prof. of law Werth Shoen for contributions to the case. No appeal will be filed with Superior Court, since the team from Vidales Arnette Partners believes that the jury rendered verdict is about equal to the settlement number set from the get-go. “The only reason we took this gaming politics case to court was so we might avoid having to pay settlement fees. Now, however, we will be paying out to the plaintiffs, though no more than our risk team originally budgeted,” said Clora Lanius, Asst Legal Counsel in the landmark case. “We’re working closely with the lead partners at the Delavina Schoewe and Walkins Mcginnis Law firm to develop our new gaming politics law curriculum,” said Schlipp Fode, Pre-law advisor at Kari Haislip University, “in hopes to provide real world insight for our studies that will prepare students adequately for the future.” Plans were also being made to work with a number of other area gaming politics law firms, but at this time, no further contact with these groups has been made. “With students working hard on their gaming politics law mid-term exams, I’ve been able to assist the Rubano Rogerson and Johannes Carrino Law team in the recent gaming politics class action case. This is proving to be a very good experience for me, and it will dynamically boost the breadth of my curicular offerings as my pre-law department advances,” remarked Soledad Henrichs, a tenured professor of law at Defelice Olivarria University.